Synthetic monitoring catches downtime before your users do. Incidents auto-post to Discord & Twitter — no manual updates, no enterprise pricing. Built for products under $10k MRR.
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We hit your endpoints every 60 seconds from 3 regions. The moment something breaks, you know.
Incidents and resolutions post to your Discord server and Twitter feed — automatically, with the right context.
Not Datadog. Not PagerDuty. A status page that makes sense when you're doing $9k MRR, not $9M.
No YAML, no DevOps, no enterprise sales call.
Paste in the endpoints you care about — API, dashboard, webhooks. We handle the rest.
OAuth in 30 seconds. Pick the channel. We post incidents and resolutions with full context.
Your public status page is live at a clean URL. Embed it, link it, let it build trust.
Everything you need, nothing you don't.
Go live with a clean public status page and automated incident updates for a one-time $9 founding payment.
Pay $9 on Stripe →Takes you straight to secure checkout. No sales call required.